Difference Between Friends, Lover and Wife
Friends are like land line connection @Reliable, stable and you pay the minimum only.
Lover are like pre-paid connection @you propose before you actually fall in love with her, you have to pay for activation charges(movies, visiting),but Network problem ( friends, family ,teachers and parents)may occur any time, Roaming is too costly( whenever you in other City Huh ) most importantly you can change the connection beware of spending again a activation charge.
Wives are like post-paid connection, you take the connection first without knowing how long it runs and pay again-and-again (Ideally whole-life).
MEN & WOMEN – APPLE & WINE
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy.
The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they are amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.
Now Men…. Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and its up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.